Saturday, December 1, 2012

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Happy December 1 from the 1st floor of the Harold B. Lee Library. How symbolic, I know. I assure you, it was intentional.

A few pretty exciting things have happened in the last month. First off, I finished the Lazy Man Ironman that has absolutely been kicking my butt the last month. Who knew that 79 laps of swimming, 112 miles of biking, and 23 miles of running would be so dang hard? I certainly thought “lazy” would have more to do with it. Annabelle and I got a free 3-day trial membership at 24-hour fitness. On the last day, I biked 21 miles and ran 2.25 to finish off the chart. Even though the shirt is a hideous green, I am probably more proud of it than I have been of any shirt I’ve ever gotten.

Iron Man Champs! 


Second, I ate some of the “Longest Cougar Tail.” Apparently, if you gave $1 to get a piece of the maple bar tail, you would donate 17 pounds of food. Sounded good to me, and so my Spanish class/London friend Mackenzie and I split one.
One of the tables holding the Cougar Tail. 

My friend Mackenzie and I. Who is the guy in the middle? I've got no idea. 


I made up a funny joke. Oh wait, no I didn’t.

I’ve been researching like crazy for a paper that I ended up totally disagreeing with my thesis about. Oops. Don’t you hate it when that happens? Trying to fit historical research into a thesis can be more difficult than it would seem.

I made fun of Whitney because she spelled tale “tail” and because she thought that Patrick Dempsey was the actor who played Voldemort.

I became friends with Dez Duron on Facebook. 

I went Black Friday shopping with Adam and Kristina at 10:00-12:00 on Thanksgiving Night. We ended up only buying some cheap burgers from McDonald's and wandering around a bunch of stores, but it was so fun and ridiculous all at the same time. We went with Heather the next day as well and actually got some real stuff. 

I bought Ed Sheeran's new album and decided to start calling him "Ed" like we are best friends. Because we basically are. 

I laughed when my English Professor used the word "cuckold" in our English discussion. 


I officially decided that I love Frank Sinatra. 

I went to a Ward Activity with my good friend J. Tonks. He is officially the coolest person that ever lived. 

I successfully passed another cleaning check. After cleaning out our oven that we never use. 

Now for the real news!

I got my mission call!

I have been privately considering a mission for quite some time, and with the newly announced age-reduction at General Conference, it seemed like the perfect opportunity. After a profusion of doctor’s appointments and a slightly uncomfortable examination (ha ha ha), I submitted my papers and began the treacherous, grueling, exhausting process of waiting.

About a week later, my mom got a call from the missionary department. Because I’m “special” (like, stop eating the paste special—identify the quote, 10 points) they called and asked all about my health complications. Although my mom said she completely missed her opportunity to ask them to tell me I had to stay home with her, instead she spoke very highly of my attitude and of my health. Kudos to my unselfish mother.

Finally the night before my mission call came. In my journal, I had guessed nearly everyday where I thought I was going to go. Guesses included Wyoming, Massachusetts, Texas, New York, and Idaho. Where was I going to go? I just didn’t know. Because of my diabetes, it was never a question of going inside or outside the country. A stateside mission was great with me. I was just excited to serve. 

I knew my call was coming on Wednesday, and Tuesday was absolutely awful. I was nervous. I was shaky. I wondered what I was doing. A portion of my journal entry read, “I am seriously so nervous. So excited, but I’m finally realizing that this is happening and that there isn’t any turning back.” Yup. That about summed everything up.

Obviously, nobody in my house got any sleep that night. I kept having dreams that either my call wouldn’t come or I would simply be told that I couldn’t go. I woke up and considered finding the time, but I knew it was close to 6 when they would be calling. Instead, when I looked at a clock, it was 12:30. Same thing at 3:30. Same thing at 5:10.

Finally, at 5:50, the telephone rang. I bounced out of bed and ran out my bedroom door wearing my UK boxers. My sister Whitney was standing right outside my room. She hadn’t slept either. My mom answered the phone, “IS THIS THE MISSION CALL?” only to hear a confused employee, “No, this is the United States Postal Office.” Ha. The call was there. Waiting for me to pick it up. Up my hair went, on went my Powder Puff Sweats, and down to the post office Whitney, Dad, Mom, and I went.

When we arrived home, we were all trying to get our mind off my call until my siblings arrived. Luckily, my brother Daniel who lives in California was home, and so the entire family got to be there. I decided to take a shower and then spend 30 minutes debating whether or not to straighten my hair. (I ended up straightening about half of it and then wandering my house some more.) Whitney sat outside and thought about where I was going to go. My mission call postage was 1.90, which her boyfriend Ben said meant I was going foreign. I decided I needed extra postage because I’m diabetic and needed extra info. My mom decided to make muffins and proceeded to add nuts, apples, and worry into the batter. I don’t know what my dad was doing. I’m guessing wandering around the house.

When Adam and Kristina arrived, Kristina told me that she too had had crazy dreams about my call. In her dream, I was in a room with Annabelle watching a TV show and just didn’t want to open my call even though everybody was waiting. Pretty funny, especially because Kristina has never even met Annabelle. She’s just heard me talking about her.

Finally everybody arrived. The moment had come. We went into the Living Room, where all special announcements take place, and sat down. I spent about a year trying to knife open the letter, and finally pulled it out. I read the ever-anticipated, “Dear Sister Ricks, you are hereby called to serve as a missionary in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.” At this point, I wanted to know where I was serving before everybody else. I looked down and saw my call. My eyes bugged out and my heart leapt. I could absolutely not think of anything cooler. I continued reading, “You are called to serve in the Scotland/Ireland Mission. You are to report to the Provo MTC on March 27. Prepare to serve the gospel in the English language.”

Woah. What? I was never supposed to go foreign! We’d colored a stateside map and made bets on it. What was happening? I believe my exact words were, “Holy crap! That’s the coolest mission ever!” I went to Scotland during Spring but only got to stay for one day. I was super bummed I didn’t get to go to Ireland. This was absolutely the perfect mission call. I would have been equally as excited if it would have been stateside, but because it was such a surprise, my excitement was completely over the top. 

Much has happened since then regarding the call, but that was the main experience. As long as that was, I wanted to remember the details that I knew I’d eventually forget. I was so grateful for the gospel, and I continue to be grateful. Happiness is incredibly important to me, and the gospel brings me that happiness that I seek. I was grateful to have gotten my call. I was so grateful to have my entire family there. I was so grateful for parents who have brought me up with the gospel, and who encouraged me to pursue the path that I believe is meant for me. I was grateful for a mother who didn’t move or speak for 5 minutes after she learned I was leaving the country. I was grateful for a father who had made me feel completely at peace about where I was going, and who pulled out his “History of Scotland” book right after my call. I was grateful for brothers who encouraged me and sisters who cried about my leaving. I have the best family that ever lived. And that is the truth. 


That's just hilarious.